Hey folks, just wanted to remind you to check your local music store for Scientists’ new CD "Dub 911" because my art is on the cover! WooHoo! And the back cover too. Haven’t listened to it yet, but it probably kicks ass.
I would like to list a new blog as my official Blog of the Month for my subscribers. Hey ‘SC football fans, if you wanna know whats up in the world of the best college football team in the world, check out JZ’s new blog! This guy knows his shit. He’s got the word on the street about new recruits, kewl links, and his word on the team is pretty much on the money. He even welcomes player haters. Don’t get no classier than that. 4.5 out of 5 stars.
Just smashed the crap out of a large beetle-type bug scurrying ’round my room (came in from the rain), could’ve been a roach. Roaches. Eew. Why do we have a common disgusted reaction to roaches as opposed to, say, ladybugs? Because they have disturbingly advanced survival mechanisms, probably more so than our own and could be more evolutionary advanced, that’s why. They must be eliminated on sight. Feel no compassion, they would nibble on you if they could. Nasty little bastards.
Fun Fungus Fact!!!! I may have told some about this particularly fun fungus, but to those not familiar buckle your fuckin’ seatbelt, ‘cuz this is some weird shit. There is a type of fungus in South America (sorry, don’t know the name) that releases spores that are specifically designed to be eaten by ants.
(Again with the ant stuff). Anyways, this spore finds it’s way to the ant’s microbrain and tells it to climb to the top of the highest tree it can. When the spore senses the ant cannot climb any higher, it transforms into tiny a mushroom that bursts through the ant’s head, full of spores that it releases into the wind, to be carried to other ants kilometers away, to be similarly digested. I think that’s pretty F’n cool, grisly as it is.
Went to the zoo the other day, it was supposed to rain but didn’t so I hit it up. The chimps are so cool. Much different than the Bonobos (another type of monkey, chimp-like) I saw last year in San Diego. Bonobos are infamous for their promiscuous behavior, and they did indeed live up to their reputation. The first thing I saw was a little chimp bangin’ a bigger chimp in a very, very interseting position. I wonder if that’s possible for people? Anyways, they were doing that for the whole time. There was another Bonobo perched on a rock, gagging itself, puking into it’s own hand, then..oh Lordy…eating it. And repeating the process. Took me right back to college. Those were the days, eh folks?
We have lots of Black Widows at my house. Probably the most beautiful spider in my opinion. But unfortunately I had to smash the shit out of one in my room (yikes). I felt kinda bad because it didn’t know where to go and was probably confused and lost, but you can’t let that kind of arachnid to be lurkin’ in your room. Could be preggers. Eeew.
It’s raining and I don’t have shit to do right now so I think I will write stuff in public for everyone to see. So on to the ranting…
Why do people feel the need to constantly slam doors? It’s bad for the bolt and it’s bad for the hinge. And the jamb. Shit, it’s not good for anything at all. So don’t do it.
Here’s a bit of food for thought: In the entire history of the existence of ants (millions of years), has there ever been one, only one, single ant that didn’t want do what the queen/hive brain tells it to do?
Key word being want.
Yes, that question was very high-schoolish. But the question still stands, dear reader.
24 is the best action show on TV, and if anyone wants to dispute that with me, I will box their ear. But only one. They will need the other to hear Jack pumping smarmy Eurotrash full of lead. Fox rules. Remember the show "Who’s Your Daddy?" ‘Nuff said.
I propose that we hold a holiday for a group of very underappreciated workers: accountants. Yes, some can be slow, but when tax day comes and you have a good accountant, that individual is a frickin’ superhero. I tried doing my own taxes. It was like trying to read Cyrillic. Difficult. So my hats off to you, accountants wherever you are! Huzzah!(as long as you get me my checks on time)
Sorry if everybody got an announcement that I set up a Blog, I pushed the wrong button. Not that I don’t want you to know that I have a Blog, but my blogging shouldn’t interefere with your emails and messages and such and for that, I apologize. That being said, I have a Blog.
